badtrip naman mcdo delivery..."Ok Mr. David, sir may I take your order Ma'am?" uhh.. hello???messaged in ym by a friend
my boss and i were having some coffee in the office lounge early in the morning:boss: have you eaten anything yet?me: (deaf old lady thinks written, not eaten) sir, eto, kaka-save ko lang (points to computer)boss: (binatukan ako) sabi ko eaten, hindi written.me: ehhh...boss: obviously di ka pa kumain. KUMAIN KA MUNA!
i was buying a blank cd in cd-r king in gateway last week...Ako: Miss, isang ver-bay-tim gold cd po.Saleslady: *blank look* Ha?Ako: *points to cd, which was right in front of her* Eto po o.Saleslady: Ah, ver-bah-tim.Sorry na...
Woman: Hindi ko naman namana yung itsurang Arabo sa pamilya ko, amoy lang namana ko.*Take note, there was an Indian girl right in front of her when she said this.*
summer 06, when i was still working in Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf (Eastwood Branch). overheard my co-workers.Barista 1: ano kayang nationality niya?Barista 2: Thai ata. weird yung name.Barista 1: ah talaga? okay ah. may Thaiwanese customers tayo.*TUGSH!* i wanted to drop dead then and there.
Overheard in -- Oz Cafe, Bahay ng Alumni, UP DilimanStudents talking at a table:Student 1: Hahahaha! Pare, ang bakla mo, pare! Hindi ka pa ata circumscribed!Student 2: Circumscribed? *incredulous look*Student 1: Diba? Pag hindi supot?Student 2: ...Me: *nonstop LOL*
Girl 1: hindi... part of that world..Girl 2: part of your world.Girl 3: yung title "Part of Your world" pero yung lyrics "part of that world"Ateneo. In between gonzaga & SEC.
Girl 1: I'm nabuburat sayo!Girl 2: What does that word mean ba? Nabuburat?Girl 1: Yknow what, I don't know! I just hear my lola say it all the time...Girl 2: Maybe it means napapagod or something?-Female changing rooms
Girl A: My blockmate just texted and said that I look like Dyesabel. Who the heck is that?GIrl B: Isn't she some Biblical character?Girl A: I have no idea.-ateneo, by weloism
(Signing up for an org entitles you to a free pen and other munchies.)Freshman from hell: Do I have to pay now?Org representative: Yeah, the membership fee is 100 pesos.FFH: WHAT?!?! A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR A PEN??!Overheard in -- Ateneo