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jp [userpic]
ronald is confused
by jp (switchico)
at December 7th, 2006 (05:08 pm)

badtrip naman mcdo delivery..."Ok Mr. David, sir may I take your order Ma'am?" uhh.. hello???

messaged in ym by a friend

marga [userpic]
stories from the deaf old lady
by marga (salumpwet)
at October 16th, 2006 (01:28 pm)

my boss and i were having some coffee in the office lounge early in the morning:

boss: have you eaten anything yet?
me: (deaf old lady thinks written, not eaten) sir, eto, kaka-save ko lang (points to computer)
boss: (binatukan ako) sabi ko eaten, hindi written.
me: ehhh...
boss: obviously di ka pa kumain. KUMAIN KA MUNA!

P. Trias [userpic]
by P. Trias (doc_pauline)
at September 11th, 2006 (08:03 am)
weird

current mood: weird
current song: Sponge Cola - Nakapagtataka

i was buying a blank cd in cd-r king in gateway last week...

Ako: Miss, isang ver-bay-tim gold cd po.
Saleslady: *blank look* Ha?
Ako: *points to cd, which was right in front of her* Eto po o.
Saleslady: Ah, ver-bah-tim.

Sorry na...

broken record life [userpic]
5-6, 5-6!
by broken record life (schizoniuz)
at September 10th, 2006 (07:45 pm)

Woman: Hindi ko naman namana yung itsurang Arabo sa pamilya ko, amoy lang namana ko.

*Take note, there was an Indian girl right in front of her when she said this.*

by fiddydiddy (fiddydiddy)
at August 8th, 2006 (10:59 pm)

summer 06, when i was still working in Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf (Eastwood Branch). overheard my co-workers.

Barista 1: ano kayang nationality niya?
Barista 2: Thai ata. weird yung name.
Barista 1: ah talaga? okay ah. may Thaiwanese customers tayo.

*TUGSH!*
 i wanted to drop dead then and there.

Studio Gino [userpic]
Un-circumscribed Vocabulary
by Studio Gino (thetotorocatbus)
at July 9th, 2006 (09:14 pm)

Overheard in -- Oz Cafe, Bahay ng Alumni, UP Diliman

Students talking at a table:

Student 1: Hahahaha! Pare, ang bakla mo, pare! Hindi ka pa ata circumscribed!

Student 2: Circumscribed? *incredulous look*

Student 1: Diba? Pag hindi supot?

Student 2: ...

Me: *nonstop LOL*

by forgetful goosey (gisaganda)
at August 8th, 2006 (09:12 pm)

Girl 1: hindi... part of that world..
Girl 2: part of your world.
Girl 3: yung title "Part of Your world" pero yung lyrics "part of that world"

Ateneo. In between gonzaga & SEC.

broken record life [userpic]
Nakakapagod kang kausap
by broken record life (schizoniuz)
at July 17th, 2006 (11:32 pm)

Girl 1: I'm nabuburat sayo!
Girl 2: What does that word mean ba? Nabuburat?
Girl 1: Yknow what, I don't know! I just hear my lola say it all the time...
Girl 2: Maybe it means napapagod or something?

-Female changing rooms

broken record life [userpic]
She Watched from Below as Jesus Walked on Water
by broken record life (schizoniuz)
at July 12th, 2006 (10:35 am)

Girl A: My blockmate just texted and said that I look like Dyesabel. Who the heck is that?
GIrl B: Isn't she some Biblical character?
Girl A: I have no idea.

-ateneo, by weloism

Me and Death, Separated at Birth [userpic]
No, of course not. You get Skyflakes too.
by Me and Death, Separated at Birth (hairspun)
at July 9th, 2006 (07:29 pm)

(Signing up for an org entitles you to a free pen and other munchies.)

Freshman from hell: Do I have to pay now?
Org representative: Yeah, the membership fee is 100 pesos.
FFH: WHAT?!?! A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR A PEN??!

Overheard in -- Ateneo

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